This is so racist. That is not even a dolphin in that second picture. Think before you speak.
lmao it’s clearly a shape shifter. so for all we know it really is a little girl. dolphin =/= beluga whale. the fuck.
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This is so racist. That is not even a dolphin in that second picture. Think before you speak.
lmao it’s clearly a shape shifter. so for all we know it really is a little girl. dolphin =/= beluga whale. the fuck.
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I swear this just came up on my TV and the closed captioning for the cheese-its commercial stayed on and I whipped out my camera because I was crying of laughter.
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Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?
yeah really
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me
The first comment.
even before seeing the comments
i thought
im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you
above comment
only 22?
more like 100
This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
That’s like the anti-piracy ads John Green was talking about.
‘You wouldn’t download bacon!’
YES, YES I WOULD.
Who are you to tell me what I will and will not eat? Maybe ill just drink 22 packs of sugar maybe i’ll eat them i don’t care dammit
Why am I drinking 22 packs of sugar? ‘Cos it tastes pretty damn good.
Tumblr, I fucking love you. Don’t ever change.
I have eaten 22 packs of sugar and this advert offends me.
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So glad I saved this vid. He looked so good and he’s soooo adorable.
Pfft him and Matt are over. Funny lad.

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you might be looking at this post going “but fuckyeahbjevz, where is your imaginary boyfriend, b jesus evz? you have only posted his real-life boyfriend, aiden grimshaw!”
and yes. yes, that is true. there isn’t much of an explanation, except for his face and his hair and his jacket and his rainbow braces. and the fact that ben probably has this picture saved on his phone (and definitely in his wankbank. not that he particularly needs one, because he has the reality RIGHT THERE EVERY DAY and judging from their tweets every night too, because they are clingy bastards).
anyway, aiden. thanks for your face. we appreciate it hugely, and we are sure that ben does also.
May 9, 2012 1D today

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An exceptionally long video interview with Josh Young from Broadwayworld!